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claire. sydney. 21.

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Anonymous asked: What is your ultimate fantasy?

becomingathena:

Financial stability.

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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Regram from @mercy_st - It’s been a good weekend 💙

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night on the town 💀 #tealecoco

bye purple nadia

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I’m a happy (lucky) little vegemite 😁 (at Galaxy World Market City)

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bestevernow:

these dudes are just so spot on.

I’m Madison Montgomery. I make seven million dollars a picture. I have two Teen Choice Awards. My mother put me to work ever since I could talk. I hated it. The last time I saw her, she snorted half my coke and then let the cops bust me for it. I am a millennial. Generation Y; born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11, give or take. They call us the global generation. We are known for our entitlement and narcissism. But it seems our one defining trait is a numbness to the world. An indifference to suffering. And that’s the rub of all this, isn’t it? I can’t feel shit. I can’t feel anything. We think that pain is the worst feeling. It isn’t. How could anything be worse than this eternal silence inside of me. I used to not eat for days, or eat like crazy then stick my fingers down my throat. Now no matter how much I binge I can’t fill this hole inside me. I can’t take it anymore. I think I’m going batshit.

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1950s Ceil Chapman cream silk polka dot dress (via)

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verysadgrrrl:

In other news, if any friendly Americans are free around November and want to show Claire and I around so that we don’t get killed that would be lovely. We can give you funny accents and drunken ramblings.

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